All You Ever Think About Is Bloody Golf!

Ronnie Corbett's famous armchair monologue captured in print forever!

  • Official never to be repeated Two Ronnies limited edition
  • Hand signed by comedy legend Ronnie Corbett
  • Worldwide edition of just 500 individually numbered prints
  • Official images from the BBC mastertape
  • Official script written by Spike Mullins
  • Lithographically printed using light fast inks
  • ISO 9706 300gsm heavyweight permanent paper
  • Art quality standards and gold embossed titles
  • Worldwide secure delivery
  • Detailed document of ownership with every purchase
  • £59.99 (Unframed)

  • Click here to see Framing Options

    For the first and only time Ronnie Corbett has authorised and signed this wonderful limited edition. Beautifully presented with 4 Official BBC screen stills and the complete script to one of Ronnie Corbett's favorite ever armchair monologue about a golfer who found golf too easy!

    Including great lines such as ..it all came to a head at about eleven-thirty last night. She suddenly shouted at me "golf, golf, golf - all you ever think about is bloody golf!" And I'll be honest it frightened the life out of me. I mean you don't expect to meet somebody on the fourteenth green at that time of night!

    Officially Licensed and Approved
    This is a fully authorised and approved Two Ronnies limited edition commissioned and published by The Original Memorabilia Company. Full copyright information is discretely credited on each print.

    Lithographically Printed & Gold Embossed
    Printed to art quality standards using light fast inks and gloss varnished images on heavyweight archival quality ISO9706 approved 300g stock, each large hand numbered lithograph print has the subjects name and title embossed in beautiful gold block giving a gold leaf finish to your purchase.

    Personally Signed
    Every single print in this edition has been individually and personally signed by the subject Ronnie Corbett in high density black ink and is signed 'Ronnie Corbett'.

    Individually Numbered Limited Edition
    Each piece carries a Gold Limited Edition Seal with the number 500 confirming the size of the edition. Your unique print number is then entered by hand. For example 1/500.

    Certificate of Authenticity
    In addition to a strict limit of 500 prints your purchase is further safeguarded by our unique Document of Ownership & Certificate of Authenticity that is provided with every purchase. See Authenticity.

    Unframed - Worldwide Delivery
    To ensure your order arrives in perfect condition we do not send framed limited editions outside the UK. For non UK residents please select the unframed option.

    Your unframed order will arrive gold wrapped and sealed ready to frame or archive or to give as a unique and original gift. Worldwide delivery is available on a secure 'signature required' delivery service.

    Framed Options - UK Delivery Only
    For framing options please see the top of this listing.

    14 Day Money Back Guarantee
    Whichever option you choose your purchase is fully covered by our 14 day Money Back Guarantee if you are not absolutely delighted.

    We are delighted you are considering placing an order with us and are very happy to confirm that we have been delivering orders safely around the world for many years. We currently use the Royal Mail Signed For Services along with other respected providers of signed for delivery services.

    UK deliveries

    Your order will be dispatched in very robust packaging on a signature required service.
    Please allow 3 working days for unframed orders and 10 working days for framed orders.
    For further assistance please email us at sales@originalmemorabilia.co.uk

    International deliveries

    To ensure your order arrives in perfect condition we do not send framed limited editions outside the UK. For non UK residents please select the unframed option.

    We regularly deliver throughout Europe, the US, Canada, Australia and the Rest of the World.
    Every order is dispatched in very robust packaging on a signature required service.
    Typically delivery is completed within 7 days from date of order however we kindly ask you to allow 10 days. For further assistance please email us at sales@originalmemorabilia.co.uk

    We are committed to delivering exemplary client service, great value and total peace of mind and want you to be able to buy with confidence. In the unlikely event that you are not absolutely delighted with your purchase please return it to us within 14 days and we will happily and without question refund your money in full. Please note this excludes all items sold by auction.

    The Original Memorabilia Company are proud members of the Fine Art Trade Guild.

    Founded in 1910 the Guild champions quality standards and is intent on preserving the integrity of the limited edition print. Only publishers of limited edition artwork that conform or exceed Guild standards are granted membership and approved to use the Guild logo.

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    All limited editions published by The Original Memorabilia Company are lithographically printed on high quality acid free (PH level between 7-9) 300gsm heavyweight stock and are printed using light fast inks. In addition all images are gloss varnished and every print since 2008 has the subjects name embossed in gold or silver completing a high quality look and feel to every archival quality print.

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